That’s Not An Emergency
Our neighbor has called the authorities on us multiple times. His reasons were absolutely bonkers: 1) our pool not being clean and running by the beginning of May, 2) having children’s hockey sticks and Wiffle Ball bats on our front lawn, 3) our fence not being of the best quality,
And 4) our pool gate for being too short. He also has a demon spawn grandson living with him that pulls up my flowers on a regular basis.
He once called the authorities because we had a storage container in our driveway. Meanwhile, the guy’s got a car that’s been parked at the end of his driveway for longer than I have been living there. Story credit: Reddit / Smudgetron