A Knock at the Door
I just moved into my new apartment in Chicago and was woken up at three in the morning to some loud knocking on my door. Given it’s Chicago, I thought the worst and assumed someone ready to harm me was on the other side of that door.
A moment passed by and I sat silently in my bed running through self-defense scenarios in my head. A woman then yelled something through my door, and it had me on tilt…This lady said, “This is your neighbor. I was just wondering if you’d like to buy some Girl Scout cookies”.
Naturally, I ignored her offer and proceeded to go back to sleep angry and confused. Either my neighbor was confused or trying to rob me. Story credit: Reddit / Norezu