Hit the Mailbox
Reddit user pmw1981 recalls a time when one of their classmates arrived late to school because he had to fix his mailbox which someone had hit. But things got really interesting when the student overheard the one responsible for the accident talking about it in class.
“A guy I knew in high school English class was talking one winter day about how he was late to school because someone hit his mailbox. His folks made him fix it up before he went to school, so he missed his ride & had to walk instead, but the school staff was cool about it & didn’t punish him.
A few minutes later, another girl comes into class & she’s talking about how her morning sucked; she lost control going down a hill & hit someone’s mailbox. She freaked out & drove off before anyone witnessed it & described a few details of the house.
Mailbox guy puts 2 & 2 together & blurts out “You hit MY mailbox!” He wasn’t super mad about it & she turned beet red—it was hilarious at the time the way they both reacted.”