Nothing Better to Do
u/themiddlemile7: “My cousin got married last april. I only went because my parents were going and i had nothing better to do that weekend (also, free bar). Got to watch her set her bouquet, the white carpet, and the groom’s pants on fire mid ceremony because he had spiked his hair wrong.
Best part was the minister just kept reading the vows as it all went down. Eventually they got it all under control and the two said their ‘I Do’s. The divorce finalized a couple days ago.”