Private Eye
“My boyfriend and I stay at each other’s apartments. So, I’m getting ready one day, and I notice something in his bathroom trash can. A pink pad wrapper. Mine are blue and he doesn’t have any female family/friends in the area. Later, when we finished eating, I told him what I found.
He started laughing and said, ‘Babe, go look at the shelf on top of my computer.’ I go and turns out it was a pink cleaning wipe. I was relieved but still a little confused; ‘Hun, why do you have pink cleaning wipes?’ He looked at me like I was dumb and explained ‘They’re anti-static, they’re for cleaning my tech equipment.’ Guess I panicked for nothing.”