Foreboding Toast
“I’ve only been to one wedding and it was dad’s cousin’s wedding. My dad’s uncle (the groom’s father) did a toast when the groom and bride were at the alter (is this normal? Everyone around me seemed confused), and he said…
‘I’m glad I made it out here today. I just want you guys to know that I have cancer and I’m going to die soon. Congrats to my son and his beautiful bride. Enjoy your time!’ Everyone was in complete silence. It was the most awkward thing I’ve possibly ever witnessed.”