Ideal Candidate
u/sanquhar: “I was head of HR for an answering service company at one point in my life. Staff turnover was atrocious and most of the resumes that came through were from people that had zero job history or were chronic job hoppers. Imagine my surprise when Renee’s resume crossed my desk. With the exception of a ten year gap on her resume, she appeared to be an ideal candidate.
And then I found the articles from a newspaper about two hours away. That ten year gap? Serving time for kidnapping and murder…with an axe. A f–king axe murderer. I hired her and as far as I know, she’s still there. Model employee. Strong work ethic. Positive attitude. 10/10. Would hire an axe murderer again.”