Poison Control
“There was a cookie exchange at my work. An odd pairing cookie was a Rosemary caramel. It was so delicious I had 5 on my break. During the day I was inspired and having the best day. All my favorite songs came on. Then I started feeling weird and tingley before my lunch break. Soon a manager came by and asked if anyone had some cookies.
Soon I found myself in a room with a handful of other people with odd issues. EMTs, poison control, police and firefighters were all there. Turns out it was w— cookies, we were stoned out of our minds. No one was hurt, but plenty were scared. The person who brought the cookies was never prosecuted.”