Pulling off the Jerry Maguire
I was at a college party and it sucked, it was right around the time of Jerry Maguire, and I thought it’d be funny to yell ‘This party sucks, I’m going home to drink Vodka and all I want to know is who’s coming with me?!’ then I stormed out, because I didn’t know anyone at the party, or have any reason at all to expect someone to come with me.
Once I was out of the building, on the sidewalk, I noticed a girl following behind me.
We dated for 4 years.
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