Trash Smash
Was placed in the barracks with a dude the barracks NCO nicknamed pigpen. Dude was on the boxing team, and while he worked out hard, was asleep when I left for work, after PT, and was out on the town when I got home.
Would come back to sweat soaked pt gear on the floor of the bathroom, toiletries on the sink area, and no TP, because he would use an entire roll of TP in one sitting. I asked him multiple times to clean up after himself because if one of the barracks people walked by and saw the mess that he left, it would be me that gets in trouble because I outranked him.
I told him I would throw away his toiletries if he didn’t pick them up. So I did. I put a new bag in the trash can, gently placed all of his toiletries in the can. When he came home and questioned where his stuff was, he proceeded to thrash the trash bag around, breaking all his own stuff. Story credit: Reddit / SgtSherman