The Sword and the Potato
Coming home from a long day of school and work, I found him regularly using one of my curtains as a cloak and swinging around a sword. That wasn’t enough to put me off despite him bringing the sword around town with him all the time.
What really got bad is that his first 3 months of rent were paid upfront by his church, the month 4 payment never happened, month 5 he finally got a job, and month 6 payments were still not made and my refrigerator was filled up with all of the excess baked potatoes from the local steak house where he now worked.
The church that paid for his initial rent wasn’t responding and I was able to get him out a couple of weeks later, albeit I was now super behind on my own rent and ended up needing to forfeit the rest of my lease and live out of my car for a while. Story credit: Reddit / Bastyra