Plot Twist
One night I wake up around 2am, pretty late, and go to get a drink. While I’m pouring water in a glass, one of my housemates opens his door (his room was on the ground floor, mine was upstairs), walks into the living room in only his boxers and pees all over the TV.
Next day he gets up around midday and when he sees the note I left him explaining what happened he didn’t believe it at first. To be fair, he did spend a good few hours cleaning everything even remotely close to the splash zone, and was very apologetic, especially to the owner of the TV, our other housemate.
Apparently he’d been sleepwalking, and the route he took from his room to the TV was the same route from his room to the toilet at his home.
The jokes were relentless and lasted for months. We even stuck a page from a catalogue with TVs on it to the back of the toilet so he’d know that’s where to go to the bathroom now. I’m telling this story from the perspective of my housemate: I was actually the one who peed all over the TV. I’m sorry. Story credit: Reddit / Blaizeranger