Blind Ambition
Flight Attendant: “Can you please open your blind all the way? It’s regulation for landing.” Passenger: “No, I want it closed.” This goes on for a minute. Passenger is using his tone to assert that he refuses to open it.
Flight Attendant speed-walks to the handset and her voice comes on over the PA. “Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
We’re going to play some trivia today! The question is, why do we keep the blinds open during takeoff and landing?”
And without letting anyone answer she jumps right into, “It’s so we can all keep an eye on the outside of the plane for safety! *click*” qweiuyqwe87y6qweiuy