The Dictators
Pretty much every time my in laws come over. For over twenty years they have attempted to dictate how I should live my life, raise my kids, dress, cook, etc. I always just nod and say, “I’ll consider that”,
But not in a genuine way, in a condescending “damn you” way. When they press it, I simply say, “You may leave my house now”. Story credit: Reddit / TigerTownTerror