Mall Cop
“I worked at a movie theatre and some customers were adamant that a staff member had stolen their wallet after they dropped it. They got irate with literally everyone, from the mall security to the managers to the staff.
Mall security finally said “get the hell out” and the customers went “you can’t say that! This isn’t your theatre, we’re customers.” Mall security guy promptly said “this is my mall, and I can do whatever the hell I want.”” Story credit: Reddit / DefinitelyNotMrSteve