Green Card
“So my uncle is a deputy sheriff, and one time he was at an airport talking to my aunt over the phone in Spanish. Once he got done with his call some nearby Karen that overheard him went up to him and started demanding to see his green card (uncle has an accent too).
Uncle decides to mess with her and tells her he doesn’t know what a green card is and has never heard of one. She gets more mad and keeps demanding to see it.
He messes with her some more then eventually he goes “Well I don’t got a green card but I got this” then takes out his wallet and shows her his badge. She immediately walked away while my uncle laughed his butt off.” Story credit: Reddit / ElTacoWolf