Bye Mom
“The guy that I’d gone on a few dates with introduced me to his parents, things went well, or so I thought. He drives me home, we end up talking and drinking a few beers, I didn’t want him on the road with any alcohol in his system, so we end up hanging out until 3am.
His mom starts demanding that he comes home, so he drives himself home to find that he’s been locked out. His mom said that he can sleep outside, he shouldn’t be spending time with someone like me, and that i’m “just another stop on the train”. He tells her not to talk about me like that, to which she says,
“When you’re under my roof, i’ll say whatever i want about whoever i want!” so he picks up his phone, calls me, asks if he can stay at my place for a little while. It’s been seven years, we’re engaged, have a dog, a cat, and a happy life.” Story credit: Reddit / bootylikepoww