Catering Company Owner
In college I worked for a small catering company that was started by a guy who was barely much older than college age himself. One day we were working an outdoor black-tie wedding reception and it was a scorcher out.
A nightmare aunt is in young bossman’s bar line, and loudly complaining the whole time how long it’s taking, and she shouldn’t even have to be waiting in a line anyway because she’s the bride’s aunt, just making a huge stink. When she got up to the head of the line, she said,
“You’re nothing but a bunch of dumb kids! I want to talk to someone who’s an adult.” A huge grin washed over the owner’s face as he replied, “I am the owner of this catering company, if you would like for me to go, then this reception will have no food or beverages or bar service.” Story credit: Reddit