Mall Cop
Reddit user DefinitelyNotMrSteve wasn’t a mall cop, but he wishes he had been because the real mall cop actually got to tell some customers to get the hell out after they accused a movie employee of stealing their wallet.
“I worked at a movie theatre and some customers were adamant that a staff member had stolen their wallet after they dropped it. Turns out that these people just couldn’t see and found the wallet once they actually looked for it.
They got irate with literally everyone, from the mall security to the managers to the staff. Mall security finally said “get the hell out” and the customers went “you can’t say that! This isn’t your theatre, we’re customers.” Mall security guy promptly said “this is my mall, and I can do whatever the hell I want.””