Mean Toad Woman
Landing a new job was not a priority on Reddit user goblinmarketeer’s list, but he still had to do interviews every now and then. But it was during one particular interview that he encountered a mean toad woman and realized there was no way he was going to work for her.
“I have one that crosses with “I don’t work here lady” a bit. I have a job, but I will still do interviews every couple years. this means the script is flipped a bit. They have to convince me to work there.
Anyway I got the town early so I stopped at a bakery to get something to eat. the woman went in the back to get it, and this squat toad of a woman walks in, yells at me to get her order and then yells at me again for not getting up right away to serve her.
When I point out that I do not in fact work there she goes off me about how important she is etc. We can skip the play by play. I go the interview. Head of IT and the toad woman walks in. She has this evil grin on her face. I stop everything.
I point at the toad woman and I say something like “I have seen how your managements treats people, and I have no interest in working for you” and I take my resume out his hands and walk out.
The look on her face was priceless. Oh and he had walked in with a print of a resume, so I took his copy. Felt great to do.”