You’re Fired
Reddit user Nevermind04 felt like the host of “The Apprentice,” a show that conducts a job talent search for a person to head a tycoon’s companies. And when the assistant manager he was showing around started mouthing off, he sent the guy packing.
“I worked for 8 years servicing communications equipment on-site, 5 of those years were as the department manager. When oil was found in our area, we got so busy we could barely even think.
Most of my team were pulling 12+ hour days 6 days a week and we were struggling to hire people quick enough. One day, the CEO texted and said he hired an assistant manager for me, which was something I desperately needed.
I was dirty as heck from my previous job and swung by the store to pick him up and take him to one of our sites where he would be doing paperwork. The moment he got in the truck, he immediately started talking crap.
He started telling me about how everything we were doing is messed up and the department manager was a total moron and he would have my job within a few months. I just sat and mostly listened.
He obviously didn’t know anything about my industry and every time he would say something wrong, I would try to politely correct him and he’d either backtrack or insist that I was trained wrong.
When we got to the site OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEST TEXAS DESERT, he complained about the layer of dust on everything and “ordered me” to clean up the entire site. When I sat down at my desk, the guy continued to complain my ear off about everything that was wrong and chastised me for sitting down at my desk when he told me to clean up the site. So I called for a taxi, filled out a notice of termination, and handed it to him. He looked absolutely shocked. Then he defiantly protested that only CEO could fire him. I said and my name, right? He sheepishly nodded. So I stuck my hand out for a handshake and introduced myself. I can teach anyone how to service equipment, but I don’t have a clue how to teach someone to not be a jerk.”