Dress to Impress
My law teacher would tell stories about a juvenile court he used to work in in one of the more questionable areas of California.
Apparently they had a real problem with defendants coming in with sagging pants and court officials showing up in beach clothes.
The judge finally got so fed up with it that he kept a box of rope (for an impromptu belt) and a box of neckties behind his desk, and he’d begin court proceedings by lobbing ample amounts of both over his stand at anyone he felt was in need of them.