Not Guilty
Not a lawyer but in court for a ticket. Apparently the cop lost the ticket book so there was no “official” evidence. The judge said, the next 15 on the docket (I was luckily one of the 15) just needed to say not guilty since there was no evidence.
One moron got up there and started to argue that he was only going 5 mph over not 10. The judge looked at him and said “son, just say not guilty”. The guy again said but I wasn’t going that fast.
The judge laughed and repeated again. Son, just say two words for me, not and guilty. The guy, confused mumbled not guilty in the form of a question, the judge said dismissed. Everyone in the court room laughed and clapped for him.