Like a Box of Chocolates
My lawyer brother once got a “contempt of court” charge dismissed against his client by begging for mercy, using a Forrest Gump-like defense “Mah client is not a smart man….”.
Immediately after the charge was dismissed, the client turned and in front of the entire court punched my brother in the mouth, yelling “Who are you callin’ DUMB?!” Client was promptly re-arrested.