He Makes a Fair Point
Accused bank robber at a bail hearing was told by the judge his bond was set at $100,000 and explained to him that meant he could post $10,000 in cash to be released pending trial. He asked the accused if he had $10,000 for bail.
The accused replied “Judge, if I had $10,000 I wouldn’t have been robbing the bank.” The US attorney asked for a copy of the transcript, easiest conviction ever.