I’m Over Here
There was a kidnapping case that involved two Asian male defendants who looked the same age and looked relatively similar.
The witness was on the stand to identify where the defendant who’d attacked him was seated in the courtroom.
It was clear that the witness was having trouble differentiating between the two defendants.
In a moment of absolute idiocy, one defendant raised his hand and basically pointed to himself like, “I’m right here, bud.” Hands down, the dumbest thing I’d ever seen. I thought his defense attorney was going to have a brain aneurysm.