A Bold Faced Lie
A woman I know received several hefty speeding fines. In my country, you can have a magistrate reduce your fines if you plead poverty.
She heard about this and decided to give it a try, and she went to court and told the magistrate a sob story about not having enough money.
The magistrate took the time to hear her out. He then asked her, “Madam, what type of car do you drive?”
She replied in a tiny voice,” a Porsche.”