I Don’t Work Here
I was standing in line at Wal Mart. An old lady in front of me. Something isn’t ringing upright so the cashier goes to get another one. The old lady turns to me and in the cruelest voice ever says to me, “Can you believe the idiots they hire here!? They’ve never hired anyone with half a brain.”
With absolutely no expression or emotion, I just said, “In that case, it’s a wonder you don’t work here.” she just got angry and turned back to the till and didn’t pitch to me anymore. Felt good.
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