He Can’t Control the Weather
I was working at the front desk at a hotel and was dealing with a rude guest. She was upset because it was snowing outside and the snow had ruined her trip. She demanded that her room be completely refunded. I was trying to figure out a way to politely say ‘buzz off’. But the gentleman behind her interrupted saying, “Are you serious, lady? Quit wasting this guy’s time with your frivolous complaint. He can’t control the weather.”
Story credit: Reddit / mur216