Handbag Hero
Was at a house party, being the DD. Sloshed best friend told me he thought my mom was hot and then puked all over the table with all the ladie’s purses sitting on it. I saved them all from doom and then cleaned up the barf while everyone got mad at me for allowing it to happen.
I remember apologizing profusely, but looking back, screw all them, I saved the handbags. Story credit: Reddit / ekomenski