Cropdusting
We were working in a mailroom, and Lucy (a 20 year old disney-loving nerd), had a crush on Luke, (a new employee who was into Anime). The mailroom boss, “Lisa”, and myself were like, yes, let’s matchmake this. Young love.
But then as we were being tossed mail bags by the couriers, one of them started teasing Sweet, Shy Lucy about farting. And sure enough, she had farted. Lucy’s face was beet red, as Luke was right there.
So I claimed the fart. I myself had a crush on one of the couriers (not the teasing one), so this was a blow to my image, but seeing Lucy’s embarrassment had me making cropdusting jokes to the room, telling them to “bring it” with the roasts.
Nicest effing thing I ever did. (Luke and Lucy have been together 4 years now, btw). Story credit: Reddit / mookie8