Prince Charming
I met this guy at a friend’s house during a small party and really hit it off. On the first date, he showed up to my house and rang the doorbell with a six-pack of PBR in his hand. He then told me that he needed to use my porch to smoke a cigarette, and by the way, “what do you want to do anyway?”
I sat on the patio with him while he chain smoked and suggested that we maybe just grab a drink somewhere. He then pounded two beers, threw the empty cans on the patio, and walked back inside. I was flustered at this point, and just went with it and followed him back into my own house.
He then told me that he couldn’t drive because he rode his scooter, and I’d have to drive. The bar was nothing special, and I said I was ready to go after one drink. He then retrieved his four remaining beers and left. We never spoke again. Story credit: Reddit / conundrummed