Moose
I was walking past a rickshaw one night with a dude and a lady in it, and the lady says, “I always feel bad for these guys, I feel like I’m too heavy.”
And instead of reassuring her the guy says, “Oh don’t even worry about it, these guys could carry a moose!” I think he knew as soon as it left his mouth that he wasn’t getting anywhere on that date. Story credit: Reddit / BigShoots