Mismatched
Had a girl come in alone, 20’s, dressed nicely, you could tell she’d gone the extra mile. She ordered and waited for her date at the bar, looking nervous. Then this guy strides in through the door wearing full grey tracksuits, looked like he just got outta bed, and boldly exclaims “YOU ALRIGHT LUV?!”.
I wish I could describe the look on her face. It was over before it started. Lucky for me they took a table in front of the bar so I could watch how it all went down. She was already somewhere else, and her bathroom breaks became longer and more frequent.
Each drink the dude had took 2 years off his age and increased the ferocity of his hand gestures, by the end of it we had a beautiful, uncomfortable and angry girl with a drunk child in man’s clothes. Story credit: Reddit / clover_01