Eew
I decided to meet up for coffee with a girl. She asks, “where did you do your undergrad?” I have a pretty good job, but when I said that I never went to college, she looked at me as if she’d never heard of such a thing. She placed her hand on her forehead and followed it up with a valley-girl, “eew!”
Then she said, “That’s okay. Not everybody is capable of going to college.” I decided that it was time to get out of there and began walking down the street when she said, “how far away is your car?” I stopped and turned around and said, “I am about a block away. Where did you park?”
She replied, “I took the bus here. I don’t have a drivers license.” I was going to let that be, but I just couldn’t pass this opportunity up. I looked at her in the eyes and said, “eew!” I then smiled and said, “That’s okay! Not everybody is capable of driving a car!” Story credit: Reddit / kid320