The Goth Litmus Test
When I was in college, I had a blind date with a guy from out of town. I wasn’t overly familiar with the area’s attractions and relied on him to pick a place. BIG mistake!
He offered me pizza for lunch, but wanted to eat it somewhere romantic instead of inside the pizza shop. Apparently his definition of romantic was a cemetery, so for my very first ever college date I had pizza in a cemetery.