My Date with a Vampire
I went on a first date with a guy I had met online. Everything was going really well – we were just sitting next to each other, talking, and drinking coffee. well, that’s not true – he was drinking chocolate milk. In hindsight, perhaps this should’ve been a red flag.
the conversation is going really well, we’ve got a lot in common. all of a sudden, he just stops, looks at me, leans over, and BITES my neck. not in a soft nibble sort of a way, we’re talking full on vampire chomp.
I jump away, fully expecting to need stitches or something based on how much it hurt. Thankfully, he didn’t break the skin. If I hadn’t dropped my coffee when I jumped away, I probably would’ve thrown it on him.