Slip of the Tongue
Went in for the kiss and didn’t know if she wanted open mouth or closed. So I did both awkwardly. It was the worst kiss of both our lives. There was no 2nd date.
8 years later she sent me a Facebook message saying she was sorry for not going out with me because of that.
I’m scared to make out now. I married somebody who thinks tongues are gross. So I never have to worry about this ever again.