Free Puppet Show
Date met me at the restaurant. Proceeded to tell me his dream of doing a comedy puppet show (ala Crank Yankers) and then does all of his characters he’s come up with.
Got the voice, the hand movements, everything sans puppets. He’s really loud. People are starting to stare.
I’m feeling increasingly awkward. He starts talking about what we should do on our next date. At the end of the date, he asks for a ride home because he doesn’t have a car and the bus ride back to his apartment would “take a really long time”. I declined.