A Smashing Date
Worst thing I’ve done on a first date was swerve between lanes through construction cones very suddenly, causing my date to smack the side of her head into the window in the passenger seat.
We both laughed pretty hard about it, but I felt realllly bad about it. There was no second date.
I told the next girl I dated the story and told her as she got into my car for the first time, “I’ll try not to smash your head haha” and she replied “I’ll try not to be an idiot and let you”. Had to laugh.