Moneybags
Had a girl try to convince me to cut off my long hair for the date. The first date. She knew I had long hair, it wasn’t a blind date.
She also brought her dog unannounced, insisted it go into the bar with her, then only talked about money for the next hour or two, constantly pestering me about how much I made.
The second I caved in the date was over. Ms. Moneybags still let me pay the tab.