A Shoe In
A guy I work with had an awkward one. He’s recently divorced and this was his first date since the split. After dinner they decided they were going to walk around the city. She says she wants to drop into this shoe store real quick.
The woman then proceeds to try on shoes for 45 minutes, and then my friend just decided “I guess this is is my cue to leave”. Says his goodbyes as the woman continues trying on shoes, completely unfazed.