Real Life Stories of Truly Awful First Dates

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The date was from Plenty of Fish. We met at a Tim Horton’s, chatted a while, it was really cool. She brought me back to her place, and it really stunk.

Girls usually apologize in advance because they have a messy place. At worst it’s just clothes on the ground, but this was actually awful.

She asked me to pick a movie to watch together and pointed at her DVDs above the kitchen cabinets.

I have no idea why she stored them there, she’s shorter than I am, and I had to step on the counter to reach. I don’t remember what we watched, because she was on POF on her phone messaging someone(s) the whole time.

Oh yeah and she had more DVDs in her drawer, I opened it and saw movies, as well as dildos and handcuffs. (Before anyone says anything, she clarified she doesn’t do anything on the first date.)

I ordered us food, paid for it and left after eating.

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