Oh, The Pain!
Took a coworker of mine to a baseball game – we had a great time.. got pretty drunk and took the subway back to my house to close off the night properly. When we were going through the exit turnstiles (that only move one way), she got her toes stuck under them.
she started freaking out and yelling at me angrily saying her toes were broken/fractured until the ambulance got there. when the paramedics arrived they untrapped her toes within 3 minutes.
We drove 30+ minutes to the hospital and were stuck there for hours with her badgering me about how much pain she was in as she sat in a wheelchair. Once we got the x-ray back at 6am we found out there was absolutely nothing wrong.
I paid for the expensive cab across the city back to mine and put her to bed in the guest room so I could wake up in 2 hours to go to work.