Harassment
Morbidly Obese, obnoxious coworker: “Why don’t you quite smoking, you know that’s gonna kill you?”
Other good coworker: “Trying to tell me to quit smoking is like trying to tell you to quit eating, both would do wonders for our health but are not likely to ever happen.” I thought for sure he would get the sack for some kind of harassment but never did, crazy! Story credit: Reddit / Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d