Pat-a-Cake
Bakery. No call, no show. Doesn’t respond to any text or phone calls made to him for hours. At some point he calls in from someone else’s phone claiming his phone isn’t working, he’s sick and blah blah blah. Shows up 4 or 5 hours later, fully dressed in street clothes.
Asks the woman working front counter if the owner is there today. She tells him no, so he walks out and leaves without another word. Never talks to the supervisor, or anyone else. Shows up the next day like nothing ever happened. Story credit: Reddit / millerkeving