Crunch
I was visiting my mom for a weekend and decided to walk her dog through the park nearby. As I’m walking in the direction of a playground one of three 10-12 year olds starts swearing at me, over and over. It was really weird, and even his friends were begging him to shut up.
I’m in my 20s at the time and I don’t really care what some little kid has to say, so I ignore him and walk through the playground and find a bench to sit on.
Fast forward 5 minutes later and as I’m leaving, two of the three kids are climbing an 8′ ladder to a slide, with the punk on the bottom rung.
The one on top got distracted by me walking by, slipped and fell on his friend, breaking his arm or hand. I didn’t stick around to find out which, I just laughed hysterically and left.