Heads Will Roll
Back in high school I was a cart boy for a grocery store, one afternoon it was really terrible out, pouring and windy as hell. This new black Escalade pulls up next to me while I’m pushing about 10 carts.
The guy gets out and yells at me saying I better not scratch his truck because “Heads will roll”, I’m not in any way endangering his new car, but he proceeds to yell and warn me.
Just as he finishes yelling at me, a sign from the Pizzeria next door crashes into the side of his truck. That made my night a little better, even if I was soaked.
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