The Love Bus Demands Vengeance
Couple years ago at university I was dating this girl for about a month and things were not going well. She was gorgeous; however she was also a moron. So needless to say, I was hedging my bets.
One day she came to my place after a night of partying and asked me to go to a movie. I say “Sure.” and away we go.
Walking to the cinema we started having another enormous row and I decided to end it right then and there. So I did.
She would not accept it for like an hour, we were just fighting and finally she walked away in tears and I was upset.
Immediately afterwards I called my best mate and asked if he wanted to get drunk because of my unfortunate day. Hung up, and saw the date.
February fourteenth. I broke up with a girl on Valentine’s day and didn’t even realize it. I sighed and started walking to my mate’s place. Then I got hit by a bus. Not a serious disaster, but it hurt.