Incredible Response
During my sophomore year in high school, I was in a steel drums class. We had a problem kid in the class who was an immature little pest, to say the least. One day, he brought a sub from Subway to class for lunch.
When the teacher jokingly said, “Can I have some of it,” this kid SHOVED THE WHOLE THING DOWN HIS PANTS. The teacher’s response FLOORED me.
He said, “At least you have six inches in your pants for once”. Story credit: Reddit